“capitalism breeds innovation”
11th April 2023
Reblogged From daddygeography
Notes: 149
toasted everything bagel + cream cheese + slice of tomato + red onion + lox salmon + squeeze of lemon juice + capers. imagine it with me now boys
person who is chronically outside
they see discourse and just go
HOOOooo man, this is JUST like when two sparrows want the same sunflower seed
THOG MOBILE
i really like memes like this. they are truthful, and there is a cat involved. just a big fan all around.
here’s some more i’ve gathered since making this post btw.
of the sort
u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine
they are calling in fucking air strikes from the pancreas
my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen
but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen
thank u little bread stick that made me feel better
this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts
….i just turned 25…hi….life is beautiful………and i’m still dancing
i’m a lonesome cowboy but a girl
xtcz:
thisis so cool
what am i looking for in a male character? i’m personally partial to little freaks who have suffered more than jesus so write that down
please look at the name of this drink i saw at a boba place the other day
Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.
Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”
compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.
you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.
